bipercykin

metamorphosis

rated T | word count: 9k | summary:

5 times yamaguchi confided in someone about his gender + 1 time someone confided in him

for hq trans big bang 2021!

#mara.txt, #hq, #ch: yamaguchi tadashi, #hq fic, #ff tag, #otp: tsukkiyama, #tsukkiyama fic,

iamthecrime

#mitski, #music, #aud,

belovedtaylor

#mitski, #music, #aud,

thestuffedalligator

I don’t want to be rich, I just want to live in a gothic mansion on the side of the road and tell wandering travellers who have come in out of the rain that I’m sorry the bridge is out, you’ll have to spend the night, and make vaguely worded threats about old ghosts in the house and stay up at all hours to say, “Oh yes I know I spilled some red paint in the living room, but don’t fret about your fiancé my dear I’m certain he’s just gotten lost somewhere in this old mausoleum” while my wife wheels around a porcelain doll in a baby carriage and sings nursery rhymes.

#i also bring them up to lab to see what’s on the slab—, #text, #mara tag,

buttchcub

#mara tag, #ph,

hatesuneenjoyer

theoneofwhomisblue

#ph, #mara tag,

My friends laugh at me but like, my actual dream meet cute is meeting a femme in Ikea who is like “Oh no, I want to buy all this furniture but I don’t know how to build it” and I get to (butchly) say “Oh I’ll come build it for you, I love building Ikea furniture” and then we go back to hers and she drinks wine while watching me build Ikea furniture with my set of 30 interchangeable screwdrivers and also she shows me her cat

— Anonymous

anon i’m a little in love with you and i want this for you so bad

#this is also a dream date of mine except i’m not butch i just like putting things together, #i’m autistic! it’s parallel play!, #text, #mara tag,

laskulls

when I was like 10 I asked my friend "what do you think of this cute boy in school" and she said "I wanna snap his bra strap" and that's stayed with me all my life.

#PREV SHDJDJFN, #text, #mara tag,

(via steveharrington)

#going to my job-core, #gif, #mara tag,

bipercykin

it’s about time (don’t you think)

rated T | word count: 11k | summary:

“No, no, like. You’re out of university, you’ve got a steady job, a nice apartment, you’re married with a kid on the way. Percy, you’re almost 30! You have your whole life together!”

Something inside Percy twinges. A thing in the back of his mind, perking up. He pushes it down and holds back a sigh.

“Trust me, Nico,” Percy tries to laugh, “I’m still figuring things out.”

happy 27th birthday percy!!!

bipercykin

HAPPY 30TH BIRTHDAY PERCY

#i can’t believe he’s in his 30s now omg, #text, #srb,

francesderwent

Do you pay for Spotify Premium?

yes, it’s the only way to make spotify useable

no, I will never submit to their terror campaign of ads

I use someone else’s Spotify Premium account

no, but I pay for another music streaming service

something else

feeling greatly outnumbered in my principled (read: spiteful) stand against paid subscriptions

#my deadbeat d*d pays for my spotify premium and he keeps paying for it bc i can and will guilt trip him (indirectly. we don’t talk.), #text,

real-horse-facts

let me eat oats out of your hands i promise i'll be niceys this time

real-horse-facts

i was lying. fingers fingers fingers fingers fingers fin-

#text, #i-, #posts i wish i could send to my drama 200 prof,

gabrielisdead

finally I got them all

#the four horsemen, #comfort tag, #ph, #text, #animals,

i love that when i come home from work and change into pjs i immediately become sooo so sleepy

#mara.txt, #wow look at me. not only would 10 yo me think i was cool bc i have a job and sound so grown up but also 18 yo me too wud be impressed., #i’m also trying to have a good night bc i feel like i didn’t do a good job on my tour tonight, #but i gotta remind myself that nothing will be worse than the first time i ever did a tour w this script. that was a trainwreck god bles!,

egberts

if Candice has a picture phone why did she never just take a photo of what phineas and ferb were doing and text it to her mom

kaibascorpse

if she did this doofenshmirtz would just be like you see perry the platypus i sold my old computer at the pawn shop but i forgot to delete all those embarrassing photos from the christmas party, which is why i’ve invented the pixel-replacinator! and then as candace is going to text her mom the photo the phone gets hit with the beam and she looks down and she’s just texted her mom a photo of doofenshmirtz in a sexy elf costume or smth. candace can never fucking win the universe bends to facilitate her psychological torment

#we should have more phineas and ferb meta on the dash i think we deserve to have fun, #pnf, #text,

ttaibhse

too many of you people kill bugs your souls are tainted

#and i’ll do it again!, #text, #tw insect m,

fallingforthms